Jack Lilly Lee

Jack Lilly Lee was always kind to me

When I was really needy he would let me pee

Jack Lilly Lee had a beautiful tree

I wonder why it had a rope he named after me

Once upon a time in a very distant land

He said he met a lad he could barely stand

I understood him perfectly ‘cause once i met a boy

Who was really a lot more boring than my most useless toy

And Jack Lilly Lee must’ve liked my comparison

Cause he squeezed my cheeks until it changed my complexion

We went out one day cause he was on a date

He was kind enough to say i was a special kind of mate

He said i was very gentle and that she should see

That when we played colonization, i’d let him have the wip.

The day after that we played jockey

I’m sure he was trying to hit the horse with that stick of hockey

He taught me once how to fix a lamp

It was only a pity he didn’t say my clothes shouldn’t be damp

Anyway, anyhow Jack is a really nice fellow

It was an accident I swear, but he surely now looks a lot more yellow.